Why geologists make terrible friends

Ever tried discussing your weekend plans with a geologist? They’ll probably start analyzing the mineral composition of the coffee mug instead! nothing kills the vibe like someone pulling out a rock hammer at a dinner party. Just make sure to keep the geology talk to a minimum or prepare for a geological survey of your social life.

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