Rock-solid puns in the boardroom

You ever try explaining geological concepts to a room full of business execs? Last week I compared our market trends to sediment layers — slow and steady wins the race! Their blank stares were priceless, but I think I might have found a new niche for humor in corporate strategy. Anyone else had similar experiences or good geology jokes that went over their heads?

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